Hi! I’m Haley and I can’t wait to meet you. Some things you should know about me – I can dance to anything, I wore soccer cleats for 2 years straight as a child in case “a game broke out”, and I absolutely can not eat without dropping something on my lap. I wrote my first play at age 5 – it was called Piggy-Punzle. It was a musical à la HELLO DOLLY about a pig who had — you guessed it — VERY long hair. Groundbreaking storytelling. Don’t worry, my mom saved the mood-boards. Unfortunately, the spaghetti wig could not be saved. RIP spaghetti wig – you are deeply missed.
I have a weakness for spotting and picking up stray dogs and bringing them home with me. Often while on the way to do something important. Speaking of pups – I have a very large floof-of-a-pooch named Charlie who is in charge of my bookkeeping and watches the news.
I love Austin and the community I have been so lucky to become a part of here. I am passionate about women’s rights, the earth, socially responsible brands, being NICE and all things storytelling. I think laughter is the tastiest pie… and I eat a lot of pie. Let’s have a blast and make some magic.